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Stranger:

It’s sad to think about how many hilarious and insightful stories will probably never be told because in order to tell the story well and put it in its proper setting the narrator would have to start by saying, “So, I was sat there, masturbating to Chat Roulette…”.

The new King of the Netherlands may or may-not be comfortable with being called ‘Sweetcheeks’.

The new King of the Netherlands may or may-not be comfortable with being called ‘Sweetcheeks’.

Not on a tight schedule can you do this; it is folly.

Not on a tight schedule can you do this; it is folly.

Lazy

Anybody who knows me can confirm that, on the whole, I’m a pretty lazy person. I’m fine with that.